Advance from a poor farmer and a diplomat to a knight and powerful sorceress to save the planet from dark, horrifying destruction and a powerful evil witch
as two neopets.
a clone bickers with a bunch of people about why he exists
A bunch of Japanese people fight each other by shooting elements, anchors, and whatever they have on hand at each other for territory. Then they summon Satan. There’s also a lot of screaming and homosexual undertones.
intense music and bright colors and masks
a bitchy as fuck permamently-pmsing lizardy bitch rips out a guys vocal cords and then orders him around while whining a lot.
sending children out into the wilderness until they can control wild fucking animals who spit fire and electricity and shit to beat up other people for their money and eventually control the world
uh your job was to make the game sound shitty.
the game you’re describing sounds like it would be the best game
i’d play the fuck out of that game